Napkins

I am a thief. I steal napkins. Well, I don't know if it's technically stealing since most of the time they're out there in the open and they want you to take them. I just usually take more than the average person. Whenever I go out to a fast food place, whether I go into the establishment or do the drive thru, I always get or ask for extra napkins. These are free and are great to have around. I have a stash in my car glove compartment, and they occupy my napkin holder on my kitchen counter. They cost me nothing, and are easily disposable. Great bargin in my book.